Seriously though, that's super cool we get it. You are welcome to return your product to us so that we can re-home him. We just need a few things:
Drop us a note within 7 days of the receipt of the goods with an intent to return. Email us at firstname.lastname@example.org
The item must be in it's original glory with full packaging, including box and be in a new/unused condition. We will not accept product returns that have been used or do not have all original packaging
Pop me in the post using registered post and packing.
When he makes his way back we will process your refund
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